12/26/2004
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12/15/2004
Nice Jokes
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
man, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?
B: It's because your feet aren't empty. ^ ^
12/13/2004
It will be interesting to see how you respond
What would you do if every time you wanted someone they would never be there?
What would you do if for every moment you were truly happy there would be 10 moments of sadness?
What would you do if your best friend died tomorrow and you never got to tell them how you felt?
So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life, you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life.
I look up to you, respect you, and truly cherish you.
Remember, everyone needs a friend, someday you might feel like you have NO FRIENDS at all, just remember this e-mail and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.
What does ur Name mean ?
PS : If you have double or triple letters, just count the meaning once.
For Example :
SAWSAN:
A....You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind .
W....You like your privacy.
N ....You like to work, but you always want a break.
A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don't be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people's standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
Z You're always fighting with someone
Mankinds most important discoveries
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting, invented make-up
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented diet
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage
Man discovered trade, invented money........
Woman discovered money
MAN WAS ALL SCREWED UP AFTER THAT. :)
12/09/2004
Stay with Me, God
The night is cold: my little spark
Be with me, God, and make me strong.
I hate the dark; I love the light.
I want to live. I'm not afraid,
But me and mine are hard to part;
Oh, unknown God, lift up my heart.
TOGETHER FOREVER
So easy to do things we regret.
We may have only a few true friends,
A helping hand they're willing to lend.
Many of them won't be so true;
They'll walk away when we feel blue.
We work so hard just to get
What we could lose any second.
A loving bond that has formed over years
Can end any time with a few shedded tears.
I don't want us to be that way
Together forever, we shall stay.
It may be hard, it may be tough
The long journey may be rough.
We may cry and we may fight,
But if we stick together,we'll be all right.















