What's the difference between Biology and Sociology?
When the baby looks like the father, it’s Biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, it’s Sociology!
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A wife one evening drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said,
"Do you see that couple?
How loving they are? He kisses her every time they meet.
Why don't you do that? She asked.
The husband replied “I tried once but she slapped me."
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What is the difference between a good secretary & an excellent one?
A good secretary says, "Good morning, sir."
& an excellent secretary says, "It's morning, sir."

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