just for a laugh

• The teacher asked the pupil to remain after class for a few minutes. Holding out the boy's homework, the teacher asked, "Did u write this all by yourself?" The student said, "every word of it". "Well, then," said the teacher, "I'm glad to meet u, Mr. Shakespeare. I thought you died a long time ago.
• Customer: waiter, what kind of soup is this?
  Waiter: it's bean soup, sir.
  Customer: I know it's been soup, but what is it now?
• Did you hear about the Karate champion?
  Which karate champion?
  The Karate champion who joined the army the first time he saluted, he nearly killed him self.
• I asked Dracula where he was going for holidays.
  What did he say?
  He said he was going to the dead sea.
• Mr. A: I'm going to go swimming. I've heard it's a great way to keep in shape.
  Mr. B: I'm not so sure. Have you ever seen a whale?
• Suppose a boy monster need a girl monster… what happens?
  Love at first fight!